500 Days of Awesome


my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

(via hi)


Every single SpongeBob SquarePants character.


Every single SpongeBob SquarePants character.

(via tyleroakley)


I don’t care

everyone: we are so done with America today

US: really

US: are you

US: 1776% done?


im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via wrenling)

For one time, I would live to be wanted. Not seen as a burden or someone to deal with. I want someone to call me saying I don’t care what you have on, we are hanging out. Someone who won’t ditch me when they see a better offer come along. Someone who tries to impress me and let me know I’m cool to be around. Someone who is as lazy and happy as I am. Someone who argues and relates with me. Someone who will go to concerts with me and see dumb movies. I don’t know, someone who enjoys my company as much as they enjoy breathing. Someone I can depend on. I’m going to college in the fall and I know i will meet knew people. I just wish someone was there to help me get through it and help me transition.

SEX with Andrew Quo: Alright it’s time for the lightening round of every sexual question I’ve ever been asked, let’s do this!

(Source: queenzoella)


I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via hi)